romantic church

The church below are in my homecounty. Its called "Volda Church" or "Sunnmørsdommen". The most ironic about it all is that I've never ever been inside of it! I'm ashamed! :-D

Matthew 19:4-6

Haven't you read," he replied, "that at the beginning the Creator 'made them male and female,' and said, 'For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and the two will become one flesh'? So they are no longer two, but one. Therefore what God has joined together, let man not separate."

Ed Sheeran - Lego House

Rupert Grint in a real music video? Yes of course! watch below! :D

Ylvis III - Gangsta babys

"This is one small step for motherfucker, you know what i'm sayin'"

Lighthouse (lyrics)

This kind of love
Is more than a lifeline
For a man as weak as me
Who has no
self belief


This kind of love
Is more than amazing
For a man who
lost his way
Who thought it was too late


How did the sea
How did
the sea
How did the sea get so rough
I would’ve drowned
I would’ve
drowned
If you hadn’t given me your love


You’re the light in the
dark
You’re the seat in the park
You’re the lighthouse
You’re the
lighthouse
That I need
You’re the key to the door
You’re the Port in the
Storm
And I need to find a shore
When I can’t swim anymore
You always guide
me back to solid ground
You’re my lighthouse


This kind of love
Is
more than a feeling
For a man who rarely tried
I get all choked up each
time
You say you love me
You could’ve walked away
Could’ve give my problems
back
Could’ve left
You took the chance


How did the
waves
How did the waves
How did the waves get so high
I would’ve
died
I would’ve died
If you hadn’t loved me just in
time


You’re the light in the dark
You’re the seat in the
park
You’re the lighthouse
You’re the lighthouse
That I
need
You’re the key to the door
You’re the Port in the Storm
When I need to
find a shore
Cos I can’t swim anymore
You always guide me back to solid
ground
You’re my lighthouse


Yeah, I owe it all to you everything I have
right now
I owe it all to you everything I didn’t have you found
Everytime take me
back to you


You’re the light in the dark
You’re the seat in the
park
You’re the lighthouse
You’re the lighthouse
I need
You’re the
key to the door
You’re the Port in the Storm
And I need to find the shore
Cos
I can’t swim anymore
You always guide me back to solid ground
You’re my
lighthouse

Miser's final wish - quite funny

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.

Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."


I love this one, it's my type of humour!

And, If you want to see a real dry humour series, here you go:

Norwegian actors

I've made a list with Norwegian actors that I really like (my top 3) and what movies you can find them in!

1) Stig Henrik Hoff (Comrade, The thing, Himmelblå)



2) Anders Baasmo (37 1/2)



3) Axel Hennie (Headhunters, Max Manus)

worship songs!

"He's still in control
He's sovereign and He knows
Just how it feels to be afraid
Have folk you love walk away
Be still and know He's still in control.."

Kirk Franklin ("still in control")